I am Jenny’s father. These are my stories. And hers. They might read a little bit funny, but that’s OK.
-
The Birthday Party Scam
READ MORE: The Birthday Party ScamMy daughter, JJ, turned nine last week. Instead of throwing her a party surfeit with sugary treats and garrulous friends, my wife and I opted for a more subdued celebration. We invited a few of her classmates to a cinema-shindig where they would catch a movie quietly, while my wife and I would catch forty winks in the back row of the theatre. I highly recommend this mode of celebration…
-
True Internet: An Oxymoron
READ MORE: True Internet: An OxymoronForget Maths. Forget Mother Tongue. And forget Spelling. The toughest subject our children will need to ace today isn’t taught in a classroom or scored by weighted assessments. A flashcard-primed photographic memory won’t help them achieve AL1, and no amount of expensive tuition will save them from this neoteric illiteracy. Because the biggest academic challenge our kids are struggling with today is this: How do they even tell what is…
-
My Daughter Might Speak Somoan
READ MORE: My Daughter Might Speak SomoanI am not one to brag – being nothing if not unpretentious – but I recently had occasion to suspect that my nine-year-old daughter is a little bit of a linguist. How else could I explain the fact that just a few weeks ago, I heard young JJ speak a smattering of Samoan? I had casually asked her a question in perfectly proper English (“What would you like for dinner…
-
A Dad’s Nightmare: Dating Daughters
READ MORE: A Dad’s Nightmare: Dating DaughtersMy buddies and I have a running joke: Those of us who have fathered girls will soon be shielding these darling daughters from boys like our younger selves. Sure, we might joke about it, but none of us actually find it funny. Instead, we’re rather terrified. We’ve been there and are only too familiar with the tricks our younger, philandering selves deployed to ensnare unsuspecting maidens. Cat-calling. Dogged grovelling. And…
-
Happy 2026
READ MORE: Happy 2026Happy New Year, fellow parents. Whether you’ve been cradling your baby, reining in a restless primary schooler, or hopelessly commandeering an apathetic teen, you’ve made it through another year of semi-successful parenting. They don’t give out annual parenting awards – mainly because we’ve all bought into the silly belief that a happy and healthy child being is its own reward – but if they did, we should all get a…
-
Family Vacation: No Fun, No Fair
READ MORE: Family Vacation: No Fun, No FairAh, tis December. There’s definitely something thick in the air this time of year. Your olfactory might be catching the taut and hissy winds blowing from the vents of your departing flight. Maybe it’s the cool, crisp bouquet of an East Asian temperate garden. Or perhaps – if you’re more of a tropical traveller – it’s the earthy beach pong and the buttery sunscreen silking on your shoulders. Yes, it’s…
-
Logical children: A fallacy most foul
READ MORE: Logical children: A fallacy most foulIt defies any adult logic to expect my child to be always sensible. She is but right and there are suitable limits to her ability to rationalise. Meanwhile, I am 52 – so really, I have no excuse.
-
Bluey: Your kid’s best resilience teacher
READ MORE: Bluey: Your kid’s best resilience teacherResearchers have confirmed that watching Bluey, the cartoon dog, will help your kid learn resilience. I guess screen time is good again?
-
Hungry Ghost Festival: Teaching children about the supernatural
READ MORE: Hungry Ghost Festival: Teaching children about the supernaturalExplaining to your child about the supernatural is infinitely harder than talking about sex and babies.
-
Swim class for kids: They’ll be the death of me
READ MORE: Swim class for kids: They’ll be the death of meIt’s important that kids learn how to swim, but not necessarily for the obvious reasons you’re thinking of.
-
Father’s Day gifting: Very, very hard
READ MORE: Father’s Day gifting: Very, very hardI’m not comparing Father’s Day to Mother’s Day – I swear!
-
Parenting styles: Old vs new
READ MORE: Parenting styles: Old vs newOur parents didn’t know about newfangled parenting styles, but we turned out OK, right? (Well, except for maybe Martin Shkreli.)
-
Primary School Surprise: P2 is harder than P1
READ MORE: Primary School Surprise: P2 is harder than P1If you thought preparing your child for P1 was tough, you ain’t seen P2 yet.
-
I suspect my 3yo to be a genius #youtoo?
READ MORE: I suspect my 3yo to be a genius #youtoo?Admit it: Most parents think their toddlers to be rather clever. There’s one way to tell for sure….
-
Explainer: The awkward Asian play date
READ MORE: Explainer: The awkward Asian play dateHere’s what’s really going on when you see hyper-polite Asian parents navigating a play date.
-
Future jobs for our kids are not yet invented
READ MORE: Future jobs for our kids are not yet inventedThe jobs our kids will take up tomorrow are yet non-existent, just like how Tiktokker as career was not imaginable when we were children.
-
The co-sleeping con (there’s very little sleeping involved)
READ MORE: The co-sleeping con (there’s very little sleeping involved)Co-sleeping is a big, fat lie. By its very definition, the concept of co-sleeping refers to a nocturnal scenario whereby the parents spend their slumbering hours with their young child on the same bed, in a state of restful bliss. But the truth is that there is very little actual sleeping involved in co-sleeping – especially for the adults. They might as well just call it “co-staying-up-all-night”. Before the turn…
-
I am 44 years older than my daughter
READ MORE: I am 44 years older than my daughterAt 45, I became a first-time father. I’m not